#1 funny Indian Jokes Collection
Dad entered Son’s room and found him asleep on his books, tired of exam studies. He walked closer to him.. and played with his hair softly, sweetly and…. BAAANNNG $%^&* Slapped his face… and said: “Last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago” TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at…
Girlfriend : "Last night I had a dream of you." . . Boyfriend (got excited): – "Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke" . . Girlfriend replied : "We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. . . Everyone swam to save their life, but you were…
A Man’s criteria for life partner They expect their women to Look like ‘Miss Universe’ and Work like ‘Shanta Bai’ And A Female’s criteria for life partner…. They expect their man to earn like ‘Ambani’ & behave like ‘Manmohan Singh’. TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel…
Wife (angry): I don’t believe this!! You forgot my birthday again? How Can you do this? Husband (puppy eyes): How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older? Wife (clears throat and smiles): Liar!! Husband (sign of relief): No darling, Sachchiiii!. (Thinking and taking breath & said slowly Bach…
If a man is allowed to select a girl from 100 girls, and even if he picks the most beautiful girl, He still FEELs the Pain of losing the remaining Ninety Nine girls!! . . . and women say… Men don’t have feelings wink emoticon wink emoticon tongue emoticon Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians…
Hilarious Laws which you have not studied in schools: Law of equality : The time taken by a wife when she says I’ll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says ‘I’ll cal u in 5 min! Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one…
Teacher was teaching Mahabharata to 6th standard students. “Kans heard devaki’s 8th son would kill him. So he put devaki & vasudev in prison. 1st child was born. Kans killed it by poison. 2nd Kans killed by sword. 3rd was born and so on…” At this point Pappu raised his hand for a doubt. Teacher…
After getting the friend request on facebook from an unknown guy. Girl : Hey do i know you ? Boy : Of course no !!! Girl : Then why the hell did you send me a request ? (here is awesome reply from the guy) Boy : Well facebook suggests me to add you again…
On a flight a Guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him: “Nice perfume, which one is that? I want to gift it to my wife”. Lady replied : Don’t give it to her… Some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her…..!!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across…
Priest: Do you agree to change your Facebook Status from Single To Married? Boy: Yes! Girl: Yes! Priest: Congratulations !! Your profile has been updated successfully. You are now Husband and Wife.You May now upload your wedding pictures and don’t forget to “Tag Me” Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across…
