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At Desi wedding Boy 1-"Yaar, Pili wali meri." . . . Boy2- Acha? Lal wali meri phir. . . . Boy3- Saale, kuch to sharam kar Lal wali ke hi shaadi pe aaye hai TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotels
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Ladka propose mare toh ladki k 5 jawab ho sakte hai: . . "1. No. . 2. Yes. . 3. Main apko sirf dost smajhti hu . .4. I m engaged. . 5. I love someone else….. . . .Ladki kisi ladke ko propose kare to ladke k 5 jawab. . . 1. Haa. ….
Mobile company ke kisi brilliant salesman ko loose motion ho gaya. . . Toh wo doctor ko kaise batayega ? . . . . . Doctor saab subah se unlimited outgoing chal rahi hai, Andar se nayi 2 ringtone sunai deti hai, pet me balance khatam ho gya hai, Thoda b recharge karta hu to…
Girl- Cigarette peena chodddo Boy- Chodd diya Girl-Beer peena bi chodd do Boy- Chodd diya Girl- Good Aaj se roz subah shaam Mandir jana shuru karo Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz Mandir jana shuru Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet, Mujse shaadi karoge? Boy : Nahin. Girl : Kyun?? Boy : Itna sudhar gaya…
Mother- Who is Tippu Sultan ? Son- Don't know Mother- Sometime give attention to study also Son- Do you know Chinky Aunty ? Mother- Don't know Son- Sometimes give attention to Dad also tongue emoticon tongue emoticon Download more fun from coolindianapps.com
Boy: Hello Babe…. (11:45pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm) Boy: Hey please answer me (11:50pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm) Boy: But why do you treat me like that?? Why don’t you answer me? (12:00am) Girl: (last seen at 12:00am) Boy: Ok good night dear, i just wanted to tell you that tody I have…
Tamil guy takes his girlfriend on a dinner date. Guy: My dinner treat! Come to Bobby Ganeshan. Girl Friend: Come to what? Guy: Bobby Ganeshan, I say. Girl Friend: I don’t know this place. I’ll come to your house & you take me there. Guy: You don’t know Bobby Ganeshan? Wokay, I’ll take you there….
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Chai wala: bholi si sorut, ankhon me masti dor khari sharmaye, aye haye. Girl Reply: Kali si surat, hath mein kaitli, dor khara chillaye, chai chai Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
