#1 funny Indian Jokes Collection
A wife wrote this specially for her husband:- Kabhi kabhi mere dil me ye khayal aata hai…. Kabhi kabhi mere dil me ye khayal aata hai…. “Jab tu 11.30pm baje so jata hai, Toh next day morning tera whatsapp last seen at 2.30am kyu batata hai…? =================== Straight Insult :- HUSBAND: Ye kaisa khana bnaya…
1) Wife-: tumhe meri khoobsurati jaada acchi lagti hai ya akkal mandi. Husband-: mujhe to tumhari yeh majaak karne ki aadat acchi lagti hai ? 2) husband to wife:-Tum Sabke samne A.G./O.G./Suno.G.kr k kyo boltee ho.. Wife :-Hum Indian wifes sanskaro wali hoti hai,kabhi sabke samne apne pati ko “Abe Gadhe” aur “Oye Gadhe” ya…
1)Husband to Wife:-Darling Tum Mujhe ek Jagah Se Bahut Acchi Lagti Ho. Wife sharmatee hui:- Kahan Se? Husband:-Doooooooooor Se…..(::) lolz very funny 2)Kanjoos to shopkeeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai shopkeeper: 1 baal toota hai to naya kyun le rahe ho? Kanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha………lolz..(:(:…
1)In a Nursery School Canteen, there was a basket of Apples with a notice written over it:—‘Do not take more than one, God is watching’. (..)On the other counter there was a box of chocolates. A small child went & wrote on it:——-“Take as many as u want, God is busy watching d Apples”……lol… 2)KID:-…
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Mukesh Ambani Agar main subah se apni car me niklu to sham tak apni aadhi property bhi nahi dekh sakta, Santa- Hamare paas bhi aisi khatara car thi Bech di… lolz bolo tararara.. Download cool apps from coolindianapps La consommation des assaisonnements epices, comme piment rouge kamagra pas cher et jalapeno ameliore la circulation du…
2 Girls face to face:1st: hi sweetheart2nd: hi, love u:)And when they talk on their backs about them.1st: she is so selfish (matlabi)2nd: she is kamini 2 Boys face to face:1st: kaisa hai kamine? lal shirt mein tu pura ch???ya lag raha hai …2nd: apne baap se mazakk :@? And when they talk on their…
Life before Computers… . – Window was a square hole in a room.. – Application was something written in paper.. – Mouse was an animal.. . – Keyboard was a Piano.. – File was a important office material.. – Hard Drive was a uncomfortable road trip.. – Cut was done with Knife n Paste was…
I urgently needed a few days off work but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that I would do something crazy. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (Santa) asked me what I was doing. I told him that I was pretending…
