Jokes

Santa TRAIN me chadne laga akashwani hui:“Isme mat chadYae patri se utar jayegi” PLANE me chadne laga aawaj aayi“Ye crash ho jayega” BUS me aawaj aayi“Ye khai me gir jayegi” Santa gusse se-“Kaun hai?”Aawaz-“GOD “Santa-“Shadi k waqt GHODI chad raha tha,Tab tumhara gala baith gaya tha kya?:(“… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android,…

Girl’s FB Status –Traveled in a BUS after such a long time.. ?Comments:— Awwwww..muah..??Maybe next time we both can go together sweetie..;-)You went without me ?? Wow! I also wanna experience itonce..! 🙂 ?…. Boy’s FB Status – Traveled in a BUS after such a long time.. 🙂Comments:— Haan toh saale usme hum kya karein…

Teacher- Homework kyu nahi kia ?Student- Sir, fever tha.Teacher- Beta sach batao mein kuch nahi kahunga.Student- Sir TV dekh raha tha aur mood nahi tha. . .Teacher- slaps batameez aise muh pe jawab dega sir ko..?aise kaise TV dekh raha tha. . . . .niyam ke mutabik pehle homework karna chahiye tha. Student:-kyu sach ka…

An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.” The officer…

Cat : How old are you? Elephant : 5 year Cat : But you are big Elephant : I am a COMPLAN BOY Cat : I am 30 year Elephant : But you look so small. . . . . Cat: PONDS AGE MIRCLE,BADTI UMR MANO THAM SI JAE…… 😛 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO…

1 Aadmi ne hotel ke room mein computer dekha to socha ke wife ko mail kar doon. Jaldi mein mail galat address par send ho gaee. Jis Orat ko Mail maili us ke Shohar ka 2 din pehly inteqal hua tha. Mail Padte hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch Gya hoon…

Santa make a call to his home. Servant picked the phone. Santa: Give phone to my wife. Servant: She is sleeping with her husband. Santa: But I am her husband. Servant: Now what to do? Santa: Kill both of them. After killing Servant: What to do with dead bodies? Santa: Put them in our swimming…

A silly tourist asked a boatguy: “do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography,Geology?” The boat guy said: “NO to all the questions”. The tourist then said: “What the hell you know on the face of thisearth ? You will die of illiteracy !! After a while, the boat started sinking, so theboatman asked the tourist: “Do…

Why Hindu Law does not permit Second Marriage…???….… Answer-Indian Constitution-Article 20(2)-says,“No man can be punished twice for same offence.” 🙂 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship&Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in…

Wife: Can you help me in garden? Husband: what do you think, i am a gardner?? Wife: Can you fix door handle? Husband: What do you think, i am a carpenter? In the evening when husband came from the work, he saw everything has been fixed. He asked wife who fixed this. … … Wife:Our…