#1 funny Indian Jokes Collection
Laws Which Newton Forgot To State LAW OF QUEUE: If you change your queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated…
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back:”When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later Santa sms 2 boss:”Me ok, your wife very sweet” 😀 😛 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of…
Mazak ki bhi ek Hadd hoti hai YAAR… Main Ladki ke sath date maar raha tha aur mera dost uske samne aakar bola: . . . . . . . “kal wali Zyada achi thi” 😛 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship&Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles…
Teacher : Google is a girl or a boy..? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Student: Google is a Girl…..because it won’t let you complete the whole sentence and start guessing, suggesting….. and you ask only one question….. but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android,…
There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS… 1. HARD DISK Girls: Remember everything forever. 2. RAM Girls: Forgets about you the moment you turn her off. 3. SCREEN SAVER Girls: Just for looking. 4. INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access. 5. SERVER Girls: Always busy when needed. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry…
Medical alert about a highly dangerous virus called “Weekly Overload Recreational Killer” (WORK). If you come in contact with this WORK VIRUS, you should immediately go to the nearest “Biological Anxiety Relief” (BAR) centre to take antidotes known as “Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract” (WINE), “Radioactive UnWORK Medicine”(RUM), “Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter”(BEER), “Vaccino Officio Depression Killing…
Ek kadvaa sach 🙂 Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai, Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai, …..lekin wife ki friend wife nahi ban sakti ..:( Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your…
DIALOGUE BAAZI in CHEMISTRY: * The name is BOND… Covalent Bond! B-) * Rishtey mein to hum tumhare Allotrope lagte hain, naam hai… Diamond! (*)* D-block se darr nahi lagta saheb, F-block se lagta hai! * Ek baar jo maine bond toda to main Activation Energy ki bhi nahi sunta! 😡 * Resonance ko neglect…
Traffic Cop : Didn’t You Hear My Whistle, Madam ? . . . . . . . Girl : Yes, But I Don’t Like Flirting While I’m Driving!! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of…
