Jokes

A conductor Kicked a Lady out of bus Police took him to jail and gave him an Electric Shock it had no effect on himWhy??………..Because he was a BAD CONDUCTOR:P Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25…

Bap: Mere 4 bachche hai 1st MBA 2nd MCA 3rd PHD 4th chor hai Friend: Chor ko ghar se nikalte que nhi? Bap: Wohi to kmata hai, baqi sab berozgar hai…. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

GIRLS VERSION OF AIRTEL AD- Bread ke liye jaise jam hota hai, waise har boyfrnd jaruri hota hai… Koi cell me hamare balance dalvaye, koi naya alag alag phone dilaye, ek tujhe branded kapde dilaye aur ek tujhe dominoz me pizza khilaye… Koi looks me hero toh koi ghost hota hai, par har boyfrnd zaruri…

BF wasnt replying.. GF started thinking : 1. I think he doesnt love me anymore ? 🙁 2. He must be dating someone else. 3. I think he must be busy with that bitch. 4. He is not replying since 20 min :(( 5. He might hv got into an accident :O 6. He must…

Santa nahi sudhrega: Policeman: sab sach bata varna chaddi uttar k marunga. . . . . . . Santa: saab galti Maine ki hai aap kyun chaddi uttaro gey. . . . . . Koi samjhao yaar Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a…

Girl Wearing Very Short Skirt Boy: Tumhari maa ne kuchh nahi kaha? Girl: Maa to bahut gussa hui or boli dobara meri skirt pehni to bahut marungi.. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your…

Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha.. Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha. Sharabi n pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun? Pujaari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha “Mandir Bada”.. Sharabi bola “Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada” Pujari: “Dharti badi” Sharabi: “Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi” Pujari: “Sheshnaag…

Dear Mother-in-law, “Don’t Teach me how 2 handle my children…… I’m living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement” Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in the…

Height of Over Love: A Boy Doesn’t Chat With His Girlfriend Because He Feels That Her Hand Might Pain While Typing the Text . . . . . Moral: Ladka aalsi tha. Jyada emotional hone ki jaroorat nahi. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find…