Jokes

Husband was throwing knives on wife

What’s the similarity between chewing gum & begum (wife) ?? Both are sweet at the beginning and become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the end…!! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere…

Two Best Advices For Safe Life : . . . 1. Always Speak The Truth, No Matter How Bitter Harsh It Is .. . . . . 2. Run Immediately After Saying It..:) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life…

A Boy texts a girl Boy: Hey! Girl: Hi! What you doing? Boy: Texting the most beautiful girl in the world. Girl: Aww How cute! Boy: Ya! But She is not replying, so am texting you! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…

After ordering a milkshake, a man had to leave his seat in the restaurant to make a telephone call. Since he didn’t want anyone to take his drink, he took a paper napkin, wrote on it, “The World’s Strongest Weightlifter,” and left it under his glass. When he returned from making his call, the glass…

Que:- In the year 1970- Engineer sahib kaa ghar konsa hai? Ans:- Wo jo bada bangla hai, wahin rehte hain! Que:- In the year 2012- Excuse me, Yahan engineer kaa ghar konsahai? Ans:- . . . Abe, kisi bhi ghar me ghus jaa.Ekk naa ekk to Hoga hi. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android,…

Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies Hey ! What are you doing here? Me: tuje nahi pata yar !! Mai yaha ticket black karne ata hu.. 2. In bus A fat lady steps on my feet : Arey!! beta lagi to nahi.. Me: Nahin aunty bahot maja aya ek…

Ek Murgi Market Gayi aur.. Kaha- Ek Anda Dena.. Dukandar-Tum Anday Ka Kya Karogi?? Murgi- Mere Husband Ne Kaha 2Rs. ke Liye Apna Figure Kharab Mat Karo. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your…

Man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT.. Woman got inspired from PAINT and invented MAKEUP.. Man discovered WORD and invented CONVERSATION.. Woman got inspired from CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.. Man discovered AGRICULTUREand invented FOOD… Woman got inspired from FOOD and invented DIET…. Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE…. Woman got inspired from LOVE and invented LOVE…

Best Joke on Politics……. Question : Ek Aeroplane Delhi se Mumbai jane me 60 min leti h but Mumbai se wapas Delhi aane me sirf 1 hr ??? Ab dekhiye iske jawab me hamare Rajneta kya reply krte h Rahul Gandhi : jate waqt petrol se jati h or aate waqt diesel se isliye !!!…