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What does Mr. Bean become when he sleeps?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dont snatch ur hair after reading the answer.. . . . . . . . . . SOYA BEAN 😛 Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and…

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Customer- ye bakra kitne ka hai ?? Shopkeeper- 500 ka. Custmr- Itna sasta!! Shopkeeper- China ka hai sahab. Koi guarantee nahi hai. …Kya pta….. Ghar pahuch ke bhokne lag jaye.!! 😀 😀 😀 Sponsored By: Desi Singles – World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide,…

Lalu : Itana sara log football ko lat kahe mar rahe hai? Santa : Gol kar ne ke liye. Lalu : Sasura gol hi toh hai aur kitna gol karenge Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

GIRL to Santa: Oye tum ney apne 2 daant Q blue kiye hai? Santa: Yar mea ne INK lagahi hai. GIRL: Q? Santa: Oye tusi nie pata aaj kal bluetooth kitna mashoor hai. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…

Train mein Santa ka 50 rupees kho gaya….::::tabhi ek musalman bola :- ya allah BISMILLAH::::::santa : abey saale, tujhe 20 mila, toh bakki 30 kisse mila??? Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms…

HEIGHT OF STUDYING….! Policeman saw a class 12 science student crying…:-( Policeman: what is the matter boy.?… Boy: “matter is anything that occupies space and haS mass.!:P:-) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

A pig Goes to GUINNESS BOOK OFFICE to check , if he is still the MostUgly animal on earth or Not? He came out angrily and shouted – Ye saali Mayawati Kaun hai ???? 😀 Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles…

Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta? Banta: Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi Deta. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of…