Santa Asked to Banta

Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta? Banta: Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi Deta. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of…

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Great Quotes….

Great Quotes By Great Fellows : Obama: Osama mile to use fod do!.Gandhiji: Hinsa achchi baat nahi, chhod do!.Einstein: Samay rukta nahi to use mod do!.Manmohan: Gaaon ki unnati ke liye unhe road do!.Arnold: Biceps banane ke liye unpe load do!.Bill gates: Windows ko unlock karne ke liye use code do!.ACP Pradyuman: Dekhte kya ho…

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Ravan Shocked…lolz

One day Ravan went to a disco.   aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya .   kyun???????? ????????? ??   kyun???????? ??????   bcoz it was written on the gate that “entry fee Rs.1500 per head” Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a…

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Amazing truth

Amazing truth : When your mom decides to be in your room while you are on the computer and. . . . . You just switch to GOOGLE and stare at it..:P:D Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

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USB..lolzzzz

TIME FOR A DEADLY PJ!!! What do you call a bee that has come from America??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . “USB” No claps plz….. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find…

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Cow Dancing…

This PJ will destroy your power of thinking. . . . . What do you call a Cow Dancing?? . . . . . . . . . . “Guidance” !! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within…

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love is dumbb

Wo mujhse bole– Jeena sirf mere liye… Jeena sirf mere liye……… wo fir bole Jeena sirf mere liye…………… Kasamm se Jeena sirf mere liye….. Main bhi boli. theek hai.. tu jeene se ja, main lift se aati hoon. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs…

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windows 8 and 98

Boy-Hey I Have Just Installed Windows8 In My PC 😀…………..Girl: Kis Zamane Ka Hai Tu Gawar, I am Using Windows 98..!! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your…

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Girls on the bridge

Ek nadi thi uske upar ek pull bana hua tha pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi Guess who was the lucky guy? Keep Guessing Chalo yaar….the answer is “KISNA” Jo hai albela mad naino wala jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala woh kisna hai Sponsored…

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Ganesh to Anesh

who make Ganesh to Anesh…? ThinK Think okay ” KAILASH KHER “ tere naam se ” G ” loon…. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your location anywhere in the world…

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