Jeets vs Preeto

On Closing the Divorce and Alimony case of Jeet vs Preeto,Judge : I have reviewed this case carefully and have decided to give your wife alimony of Rs 20,000 per month.Jeet: That

There was a couple sleeping. The Preeto had a bad dream, she woke up scared and cried. Jeeto (Her husband) comforted her and asked why she cried, she replied:

Preeto : Ji tusi khana khaoge ? Jeeto : jarur, choices ki ki hai? Preeto : haan te na. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in…

Jeeto : “Hi, what r u doing Darling?” Preeto: I’m dying..! Jeeto jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?” Preeto: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair..” Jeeto: “Bloody English Language! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI…

Preeto : Im not feeling well.. Jeeto : Ohhoo I was thinking to go for a dinner!! Preeto : I was joking dear.. Jeeto : Me too, Chal uth rotti bana shabash. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a…

Jeeto apni biwi de office gya te usne vekhiya ke usdi biwi boss di godi wich beth ke dictation le rahi si. Preeto te officer : hun ki hoyega ? Jeeto : Chalo , aisi jagah kam nahi karna jithe staff layi kursi v na hove. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry…

Jeeto di gharwali naal ladayi ho gayi, Jeeto ghar to chala gaya. te raat nu phone karda hai. Khaane wich ki banaya hai? Preeto : zehar. Jeeto: ek kam kar tu kha le me ghar late aawanga. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of…

Preeto:-Tum To Kehte The Ke Tum Shaadi Ke Baad Bhi Mujhse Bahut Pyar Karoge. Jeeto:-Mujhe Kya Pata Tha Ki Tumhari Shaadi Mujhse Hi Ho Jayegi.! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25…

Bikhari : soniye, andha haan 10 rs de de, Jeeto to Preeto : De de, tenu sohni bol riha hai taan andha hi hona. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms…

Preeto : Jaanu kaash aap message hotey,main aapko save karti jab chahe padhti Jeeto: kanjoos hee rahiyo.Save hi karke rakhiyo. Apni kisi saheli ko forward na kariyo Jeeto: Kaash main Ganpati hota. Tum roz meri pooja karti, mujhe laddu khilati, bada maza aata.Preeto: Haan kaash tum Ganpati hote, roz tumko laddu khilati, har saal visarjan…