Punjabi Jokes

Titanic Jahaaz Doob Raha Tha.Santa bhi usi jahaaj mei tha… Ek Angrej Ne santa Se Poocha- “Yahan Se Zameen Kitni Door Hai?” Santa- “4 Km.” Angrej Ye Sunte Hi Samudar Mein Kood Gya Aur Poocha- Kis Taraf ?” Santa- “Niche Ki Taraf”  Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Santa- Ghar mein mehmaan aaye hain, aur shikanji banane ke liye Nimbu nahin hai, ab kya karein? Banta : Arey, Tension kis baat ki hai, Naye Vim bar mein 100 Nimbu ki shakti he dal de 2 boond.   TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotels

Judge to Santa: faasi se phle bta teri akhiri kwaish kya hai? Santa: Puri krega? Judge : Haan Kruga Santa: Phir ek kam kr meri jagah tu latak ja…….!!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Santa- Tu Itni Tej Dhoop Me Kyu Khada Hai ? Banta- Ghar Me Bahot Pasina Aa Raha Tha, Socha Dhoop Me Aakar Sukhha Lun.   Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World's NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your location anywhere in the world

Santa ne Banta ko message bheja- Bhejne wala mahan, Padhne wala gadha. Banta ne gusse me message ulta krke wapas santa ko bhej dia- Bhejne wala Gadha, Padhne wala mahan Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World's NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your location anywhere in the world

Santa class mei gadha le gaya. Maam :"Ise kyo leke aye ho ??? Santa :"Maam aap hi to kehti hain ke mai bade bade gadho ko insaan bana deti hoon. Lo ab bana kar dikhao……..!!!   TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotels

Santa went to USA and had a meeting with OBAMA. OBAMA : I want to show you that how much advance we are! Come with me, He takes him to a forest. OBAMA : Dig the ground. Santa did it. OBAMA : More….More…More… Santa went upto 100 Feet. OBAMA : So now, try to search…

Santa & Banta went to a museum, looking at a Egyptian mummy with 1227BC written below. Santa: What does that mean? Banta:: Must be his BBM pin…….!!! tongue emoticon tongue emoticon TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotels

Santa raised his bat on 35 runs. Dhoni: “Its not 50 or 100 yet” Santa: “Tu chup kar Baravi fail. Only a GRADUATE can understand the importance of passing marks. !!!   Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World's NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of…

Santa- Tum ek baar me kitne admi utha sakte hO? Pehelwan (says proudly)- kam se kam 10 admi  Santa- Bas? Tumse acha to mera murga hai. jo subah pure moholle ko utha deta hai Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/