Punjabi Jokes

Santa in airplane going 2 Bombay ..While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay .. Bombay “ Air hostess said: “B silent.” Santa: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay” Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere…

What do you call when Santa and Banta standing on opposite sides of the road?” . . . . . . . . . Jokes apart………… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location…

Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her. He got an opportunity to watch one of her movie…. the Movie came to an End. A bit disturbed and annoyed with what he saw, Banta told himself, “Thank God it was just a movie and not reality.” Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone,…

Boss: Where were you born ? Santa: Oye punjab. Boss: Which part? Santa: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your…

Santa: I haven’t slept all night in the train. Friend: Why? Santa: Got upper berth. Friend: Why didn’t u exchange? Santa: Oye! There was nobody to exchange in the lower berth. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…

Bhikari: kuch khane ko Dedo.SANTA – TAMATAR KHAOBikari – roti dedoSanta – TAMATAR KHAOBikari -lao tamatar hi doSanta ki Mumy – ye totla h,keh rha h,KAMAKAR khao. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

2 seater helicopter Santa ke ghar ke paas me gira. Santa Banta aur uske saare rishtedaar rahat kaam me jut gaye aur 600 laashe bahar nikal laye Baad me pata chala Helicopter Qabristan me gira tha. =)) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of…

Teacher To Santa- Isko Hindi mei translate karo “She is kidding” Santa hasne lga or table pr hi gir gya or bola. . . .itna asan WOH BACHE DE RAHI HAI .. ) ) ) >=) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of…

Santa: What is the name of your car? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with

Boss: mere liye ek mirror le ke aao,Jisme mai apna muh ekdum clear dekh saku…!Santa: nahi mila sir,Sab shisho par mera hi Muh Dikhay de raha tha… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…