Santa Banta Jokes

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After making a trip of South India , Santa Singh ,his wife and his son were returning to punjab in Tamilnadu Express. Santa Singh was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the stations on the…

Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh ke Bazar me gaya 1 Admi ne poucha: o paaji, Kya Darwaza Bechna hai? Santa: Nahi Taala Khulwana hai Chaabi gum ho gayi hai. . . . . . Hanso mat Joke abhi aagey hai Admi santa se: Agar ghar mein koi chor ghus gaya…

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Santa went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.You know why?Form said: ‘Fill Up In Capital.’santa standing below a tube light with open mouth.Why?Because his doctor advised him: ‘Today’s dinner should be light !’santa professor asked a plumber to come to his college.You…

BANTA-TENU Aini maar KYON PAYI..? SANTA- KAL BaRAAT vich BOLI GALAT PEGI C..? BANTA : KIDDAN…? SANTA : “BAARI BARSI KHATAN GAYA C KHAT KE LEANDI TAAR , BAHNGRA TA SAJDA, JE NACHE KURI DA YAAR.? Banta – Fir ta maar paini hi c. Santa – Mainu ta sirf maar hi payi jehra nachiya c…

1 Chinese , 1 Gora aur 1 Sardar ship mein ja rahe the..1 Jinn aaya aur bola: Samundar me koi cheez pheko,agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga,Aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara Gulam!Chinese ne needle phenki.Jinn ne dhoond li or use maar diya..Gore ne memory card phenka.Jinn ne dhoond liya or…