Crazy SMS

Sardar finds cigarette box in daughter’s room.Oh my God!! she smokes Then finds whisky,Oh my God!! she drinks Then he saw a boy.Thank God!! Its all his.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Sexy secretary came angrily out of Boss cabin.Colleague askd:wat hapnd?She replied: He asked r u free 2nite?I said yes & Bastard give me 50 pages 2 type.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Its real…Agar ap kahi jaldi me ja rhe he aur ‘Kali Bili’ap k aage se guzar jay to iska mtlb h..??? k ‘KALI BILI’ apse jayda jaldi me hai… B positive yaar… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Wife : had ur lunch.?Husband : had ur lunch.?Wife : i m asking youHusband : i m asking youWife : u copying me.?Husband : u copying me?Wife : lets go shoppingHusband :Yes i had my lunch.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga.Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle’Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silentSanta-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Salman Khan’s upcoming moviesMaine drive kiyaMaine drive kyun kiyaDrive kiya to darna kyaDrive kar ke phans gaya yaarDriver tussi great hoEk tha driver.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Husband ne Wife ko msg kiya:“Dinner pe mere sath Choki, Razi, Ankit aur Hardy aa rahe hain… acha sa khana bana dena.”Phir 30 mins ke baad 2nd msg kia:“Meri salary badh gai hai, next month tumhe gold ki angooti la kar dunga..”Wife ne reply kiya:“Oh my God sacchi” ?Husband:“Nahi… Main Check kar raha tha mera…

Ladki=papa maine ek indian ladke se facebook pe jaan phechan kariFir whatsapp pr chating kariOr tweeter pr world ko apne pyar ka izhaar kr diya.Papa= beti toh fir shaadi.com pr marriage kar le or filp kart se ek bachcha bhi mangwaleOr husband bura lagne lage toh usko OLX per bech bhi dena… Get Awesome Collection…

Honey Singh on phone: Uncle, Haighar,hai paisa hai gadi…2 jodi me ladki bhejo,ladki hui humari..Uncle: hai gun haitalwaar hai aari, dubaara phone kiyatokhair nahi tumhari..Honey singh: ok bye. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/