Crazy SMS

Wife saw sign board. Banarsi saree Rs.10, Nylon 8/- Cotton 5/- Wife: Give me Rs.500 …I’ll buy 50 sarees. Husbnd- soordas ki amma, istri ki dukan hai vo…:- Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

Child prayed to Shivji.. Plz give me a cycle but he didnt get. Next day he stole a statue of Ganesha & wrote a letter to Shivji… Bacha chahiye to cycle lekar mandir aao… Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile/Laptop App for MatchMaking& Matrmonial of Indian Singles Worldwide, Using GPS…

Double HEART ATTACK MESSAGE BY A GIRL 2 A BOY.. 1st Msg: Lets Break up now,………Its all over. 2nd Msg: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry That was not for u. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life…

Santa(reads): Microsoft buys Skype for 4.5 billionSanta -“Idiot Bill Gates saala free me to download hota hai.Faltu me paisa diya.”   Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere…

Perfect example of generation gap: Aamir khan:”Papa kehte ahi bada naamkarega”… Imraan Khan:”Daddy mugh se bola tu galti hai meri”..:-):-)   Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in…

Girlfriend- Mein tumhare letters ke stamp tickets ko kiss karti hoon. Unhe tumhare lips ne chua hoga. Boyfriend- par mein toh unhe apne kutte ki naak se gila kar ke chipkata tha..!! 🙂 😛 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide,…

Mama ne nayi swift Car Li,swift Car K Peche Likhwaya “SAAWAN KO AANE DO”Peche se truck Ne Thok Diya, Truck Par Likha tha“AAYA SAAWAN JHOOM KE” Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms…

Teacher: who is this girl ? Boy: my girl friend. NEXT DAY… Teacher: who is this new girl ? Boy: Sir……..Rishta wahi bacchi nayi.:-):-) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms…

Santa: Paune 12 wali Train Kab Ayegi?Speaker:Jab 12 Bajne mein 15 minute reh Jayenge… Santa: ye Roz time Change Kar Deta haiKal 11:45 Pe aayi thi… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend Friend Asked : Who Is She? Boy : My Cousin. The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! 😀 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life…