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Height of coolness:2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands….1st guy:which paper was it?2nd guy:I think maths……1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship…

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IT Heights… HEIGHT OF ISOLATION: Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other. HEIGHT OF COWARDICE: Two persons fighting through emails. HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS: Receiving no emails for a week. HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION: The email server being down. HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS: Writing a love mail and doing a ‘Send All.’…

A Professor explained the concept of Marketing to MBA students: 1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me – That’s Direct Marketing. 2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. He is very rich, marry him…

Medical alert about a highly dangerous virus called “Weekly Overload Recreational Killer” (WORK). If you come in contact with this WORK VIRUS, you should immediately go to the nearest “Biological Anxiety Relief” (BAR) centre to take antidotes known as “Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract” (WINE), “Radioactive UnWORK Medicine”(RUM), “Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter”(BEER), “Vaccino Officio Depression Killing…

That angry moment- When a Kid bites you without any reason in front of mother, and you can’t do anything but smile and say kitna cute hai (Battameez bacha) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or…

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