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A Woman found Alladin”s magic lamp.She started rubbing it.A Genie appeared and asked for a wish.Woman ” I want my husband to have eyes only for me……I want to be only one in his life……I want him to sleep always by my side………I want that when he gets up in the morning, I am the…

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