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  Wife saw sign board. Banarsi saree Rs.10, Nylon 8/- Cotton 5/- Wife: Give me Rs.500 …I’ll buy 50 sarees. Husbnd- soordas ki amma, istri ki dukan hai vo…:- Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life…

Child prayed to Shivji.. Plz give me a cycle but he didnt get. Next day he stole a statue of Ganesha & wrote a letter to Shivji… Bacha chahiye to cycle lekar mandir aao…   Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile/Laptop App for MatchMaking& Matrmonial of Indian Singles Worldwide, Using…

Different types of Girlfriend fighting with their boyfriend… Pilot’s Girlfriend : Zyada ud Matt Samjha Teacher’s Girlfriend : Mujhe mat Sikhao Samjhe Dentist’s Girlfriend : Daant tod ke hath me de dungi C.A.’S Girlfriend : Hisaab se reh samjha… Engineer’s Girlfriend : “Abey pehle Pass toh ho ja fir baat karna” 😀 😛 Sponsored By:…

Santa(reads): Microsoft buys Skype for 4.5 billionSanta -“Idiot Bill Gates saala free me to download hota hai.Faltu me paisa diya.”   Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in…

Perfect example of generation gap: Aamir khan:”Papa kehte ahi bada naamkarega”… Imraan Khan:”Daddy mugh se bola tu galti hai meri”..:-):-)   Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in…

school vs College * *School: Pencil, rubber, sharpner, scale !! College: Ek ballpen wo bhi friends se cheena huwa 🙂 *School: Class mein enter hone se pehly: Ma’am may i come in? College: Bina baithe hi mobile kan se laga k class se bahar !! *School: Bag mein har subject ki books !! College: Yaar…

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day ?….It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship&Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your…

Mama ne nayi swift Car Li,swift Car K Peche Likhwaya “SAAWAN KO AANE DO”Peche se truck Ne Thok Diya, Truck Par Likha tha“AAYA SAAWAN JHOOM KE” Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms…

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning …. put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of…

Master To Student: A B C D Se Shuru Honay Wale Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.? Student: A=Apni B=Beti ka C=Cell Number D=Dijiye Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your…