No GirlFriend, Dont worry

Hugh Hefner – 87 years old, has 27 years old wife; Berlusconi – 77 years old, has a 27 years old girlfriend; Maradona – 52 years old, has a 22 years old girlfriend. Moral : Don’t worry that you don’t have a girlfriend or wife, your’s probably isn’t born yet! hehehe lolz. Download more ‘hehehe’…

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FOKAT KI DADAGIRI

5 panchi dal p bethe the1 shikari aya 1 ko mar diya,3 udd gaye,1 wahin betha raha…..…….Q?……. . Bas apki tarah…“FOKAT KI DADAGIRI“ Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your location…

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Classical Insult

GIRL:-meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladka marta he… . . . . . . . . BOY:- to tum koi acha sa toothpaste istimaal kyo nahi karti Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within…

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Classic Insult

Santa & Ladki standing on the bus stop Santa to ladki: nice lipstickladki : thanksSanta : nice top & jeansladki : thanks .Santa : nice ear-ringladki : thanks.Santa : nice neckless. Ladki : thank u so much BHAIYA …..Santa : kamaal hai, fir bhi tu sundar nahi lag rahe 😀 😀 Download cool apps from…

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GHINONI MAHOBBAT

1 bahut khubsurat ladki thi. Gali ka 1 ladka use bahut pasand karta tha. 1 br us ladki ki tabiyat kharab ho gai… Usko ultiya ane lagi. Usne 1 glas me ulti ki. Or us ladke se kaha agar mujhe sacha pyar karte ho to ise piyo.. Ladke ulti wala glas uttha leta he… Wo…

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Cooking Championship…

Rajnikant went to world cooking championship… Of course rajni won but guess what he made in finale??? . . . . . Lal mirch ki meethi kheer…. 😀 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of…

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AMERICA 2 INDIA

AMERICA 2 INDIA: “India kitna Garib hai.   INDIA replied:-Beta.!Tumara Desh Jitna OIL pure sal me Khata h na Utna To Shanivar Ko hum SHANI MAHARAJ Ko Chada Dete hai. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or…

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Husband-wife

Husband & wife dono hotel me gaye to 1 ladki ne hello kiya. Wife-Kon thi ye? Husband-Tum please mera dimag mat kharab karo! Abhi usko b batana hai k tum kaun ho. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile/Laptop App for MatchMaking& Matrmonial of Indian Singles Worldwide, Using GPS technology Find…

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Santa Hotel Mein

Santa:hotel mai.khali katori mae roti duboker kha rha thaaWaiter:yeh kya ker rhe ho?Santa:i’m a maths teacherdal maine suppose ki hui hai..:p Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in…

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Shadi mein dulhan

Shadi mein dulhan ko ghungat mein ku rakha jata hai Socho Socho… nahi pata.. Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki, Abe ye to meri purani girlfriend thi. Ha Ha Ha.. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a…

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