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What is the perfect example of both Good & Bad Luck? The naughty wind blows the girl’s skirt high (Good luck) but at the same time Dust falls into the boy’s eyes (Bad luck).. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide,…

A japanese came to INDIA… He took an autto to go to the airport on the way a honda overtakes Japanese:- HONDA made in JAPAN….. very fast next a toyota overtakes Japanese:- TOYOTA made in JAPAN…..very fast Airport came he asked how much??..Dokara:-RS. 8000 Japanese:- why so expensive?? Dokara:-METER made in INDIA ……..very fast.!!.. 😀…

An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and wasasked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smokingand staying out late.” The officer then asked,…

A Good Teacher Is WhoTells To Study Hard… But… A Best Teacher Is WhoStands Outside theExamination Hall and Shouts. . . “OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYEAPNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO…” Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

A mother makes her son “Gentle” in 20 years…. But, a girl makes him “Mental” in 20 minutes… 😛 😉 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere…

Husband to wife: “Hypnotize karna kya hota hai?”Wife: “Kisi ko apne qaabu mei kar ke apni marzi ke kam karwana.”Husband: “Chal jhooti, usse toh shaadi kehte hain!” Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

2 CHUHE Bike pe ghum rahe the.Tabhi SHER ne lift mangi.To 1 CHUHA khada hokar bola soch le teri Maa fir kahegi ki Gundo ke sath ghumne laga hai ajkal… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…

A Chini was in hospital.SANTA went to meet him.Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,that was:-KUTTE OXYGN Ke PIPE SE PAIR Utha. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or…

Mom: Son, get up its time to go to College. Son: No mom. I dont want to go to College. Mom: Give me 2 reason why dont u want to go to college. Son:1. All students hate me.2. The whole staff hates me. Mom: Ooh! Thats not a reason. Come on.U must go to college….

Different types of Girlfriend fighting with their boyfriend… Pilot’s Girlfriend : Zyada ud Matt Samjha Teacher’s Girlfriend : Mujhe mat Sikhao Samjhe Dentist’s Girlfriend : Daant tod ke hath me de dungi C.A.’S Girlfriend : Hisaab se reh samjha… Engineer’s Girlfriend : “Abey pehle Pass toh ho ja fir baat karna” 😀 😛 Sponsored By:…