Santa to Conductor

Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass. Download more smiles and amazing Indian apps from SuperHitIndianApps.com – World leader in Indian Apps, facebook pages & groups and NRIsWorldwide Web portals

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Santa Chudail

Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha ha…Mein Chudail hu. Santa : Menu pata hai kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi hai! Download more smiles and amazing Indian apps from SuperHitIndianApps.com – World leader in Indian Apps, facebook pages & groups and…

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Sardar to Air-hostess

Ek sardar ne air-hostess se kaha, “Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai”. Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara… Sardar foran bola : “Aadat bhi bahut milti hai” Looking for bollywood events and auditions across the World? Connect with BollywoodFansWorldwide.com with its own Bollywood Fans App.

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Exams

New way of writting answers in exams. If you do not know the answer, then put lines like this : |||||||||| and write below : “Scratch here for ANSWERS” Looking for bollywood events and auditions across the World? Connect with BollywoodFansWorldwide.com with its own Bollywood Fans App.

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Wife to Husband

Wife : whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I do not know what to do? . . . . Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them… NRIs from all over the World feel great to connect at NRIsWorldWide.net with its own NRIsConnect…

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I love walking

“I love walkn in rain so dat no one can c my tears!” – ye purana wala tha “i love walkn in d fog so that no one can see that m smoking”- ye naya THA latest pta kya hai? “i love walking, bcoz petrol/ diesel mehnga ho gya hai” Meet & date modern generation…

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Master to Student

Master : kanjus kise kahte hai Student : jo 100 sms send karne par b reply nahi krte master : very good ek example batao student : aapki beti. Looking for bollywood events and auditions across the World? Connect with BollywoodFansWorldwide.com with its own Bollywood Fans App.

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Bhikari to Girl

Bhikari- kuch Khane ko de do Girl – TAMATAR KHAO Bhikari- roti de do Girl – TAMATAR KHAO Bhikari- achcha Lao tamatar hi de do Girl’s mother- Are Tum jao baba … Ye totli hai…keh rahi hai..KAMA KAR KHAO.. #1 Desi Flat Mates Website & App – find and meet @desiflatmates and @desiflatshares across the…

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Lovely GF

Meri lovely GF ke Shadi ka card mila bahut bura laga yaar, baad me soocha, shadi me jauga jarur kyko love apne jagah hai aur Lazedar puri-sabji, pulao apni jahah NRIs from all over the World feel great to connect at NRIsWorldWide.net with its own NRIsConnect App – join and post local NRI events for…

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Santa Joke

Santa dialled a phone number. A computerizd female voice said, “apke paas paryapt balance nahi hai – Kipaya appna mobile rechage kare”. Santa: bas janeman tumse baat ho jati hai, itna hi kaafi hai! Meet & date modern generation Indian Singles Worldwide in DesiSinglesApp – superhit with generation next.

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