#1 funny Indian Jokes Collection
Ladki=papa maine ek indian ladke se facebook pe jaan phechan kariFir whatsapp pr chating kariOr tweeter pr world ko apne pyar ka izhaar kr diya.Papa= beti toh fir shaadi.com pr marriage kar le or filp kart se ek bachcha bhi mangwaleOr husband bura lagne lage toh usko OLX per bech bhi dena… Get Awesome Collection…
Women live a Better, Longer &Peaceful Life, as compared to men.WHY? A very INTELLIGENT man replied: Women don’t have a wife!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
He: Uncle kaise hai aap?Uncle: First class..He: Aur aunty?Uncle: First class hi hai..He: Aur aapke bachche?Uncle: Woh bhi first class hai ek dam..He: Uncle aap log aadmi hai ya train ke dibbe.?? Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Honey Singh on phone: Uncle, Haighar,hai paisa hai gadi…2 jodi me ladki bhejo,ladki hui humari..Uncle: hai gun haitalwaar hai aari, dubaara phone kiyatokhair nahi tumhari..Honey singh: ok bye. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Husband: can u be the moon of my Life?… Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..! …..Husband: Great! then
Santa flight me pilot ka headphone chheen raha tha….Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho..?….Santa:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno…!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Height of jordar naseebMy neighbor’s wife texted me, ‘I am new on whatsapp.. Any idea what does IDK, LY, TTYL mean…?I replied : ‘I don’t know, Love You, Talk To You Later !She replied : ‘ No problem. I’ll ask you later… Love you too… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across…
Girl: Tum kya karte ho ?Boy: Times of India me job karta tha lekin abhi chhodh diaGirl: Kyu?Boy: Aisi thandi me kaun jaldi uth k paper dene jaega ?.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Son: Seekh gaya, seekh gaya….Idea Internet Network (IIN) se main bhi banana sikh gaya….Father: Kya? Drone banana..?Son: Nahi, bewkuf banana.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
At late night wife’s mobile beeps. Husband checks her mobile and gets angry.He wakens his wife.Husband (angrily): who is this person saying beautiful???Surprised wife checks her mobile.Wife (double angrily): heyyy… use your spectacles. It is not beautiful. It is battery full.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
