#1 funny Indian Jokes Collection
GIRL:My heart is like a mobileand you are the sim card BOY:I m very happy. . .Gal:dont b too happy. . .If I get a new offerI will change the sim card..! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,Girl: Am I late ? Ghalib:Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
What is the perfect exampleof both Good & Bad Luck? The naughty wind blows the girl’s skirt high (Good luck) but at the same time Dust falls into the boy’s eyes (Bad luck).. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend“U r my Best Friend”But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife“U r my Best Wife?” Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Interviewer:what is skeleton?Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a personwho started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
A pathan said to his friend:“mujhy smajh nahi aati k logmaheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?Mujhe to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai”. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
A man in Hell asked Devil:Can I make a call to my Wife?After making call he asked how much to pay.Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ?Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue?Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancingBalle…
Teacher : U failure !At ur age Bill gates stood first in the classStudent : Mind u, Sir,but at ur age hitler commited suicide.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurantand puts his fingeron the last of menu: Bring this. Waiter: Oh! you can’t get itbecause he is the owner of restaurant… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
