Husband to Wife

Once a husband and wifewere preparing to go officeand the wife thoughtshe would drive today for the office. Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumnechalte hai, aur car me drive karungi! Huband : ?Agar tum car drive karogi tojayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein?!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across…

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Teacher says to student

Teacher says to student, In AlgebraA=B&B=C.It means A=C.Now give relevant example.Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,It means that I love your daughter.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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Famous Saying

Hitler says,“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”Santa says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?“Jab kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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Differentiation

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?Dava is like girlfriend,that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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Mathematical Jokes

Mathematical Jokes………………… Which song is this?12.99999. . . . . . . . .“tera hone laga hoon” Which song is this?13.00000000000001……….“tera tera tera suru…” Guess which song is this2v2v2v2v2 ……..Jab mila two root two root two root two root two Guess which song is this212…………….Two mere agal bagalGuess which song is this 2v2v2v2v2 …….. Ye…

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Girl/Boy

Me- whatsapp pe ho?She- noMe- hike peShe- noMe- viber peShe- nahi wahan bhi nahiMe- to ho kahan tumShe- teri aukaat se bahar Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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A Lady on telephone

A Lady on telephone:Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you..Man: do u know me..Lady: Yes you are the father of one of my kids.Man stunned,Oh my God!Are u Sangeeta????NoAre U Dhanashree ???NoAre u Nisha?NoDisha?NoMaitri?NoAnusha?NoMitali?NoVaishali?NoLady in confusion…No sir i’m the class teacher of your son.. Download more Smiles from coolindianapps. Com

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Ultimate insult.

Teacher to student: Jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake wo gadha hota hai….Student : Sir, kya Matlab me samjha nahi……!!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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