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If a man is allowed to select a girl from 100 girls, and even if he picks the most beautiful girl, He still FEELs the Pain of losing the remaining Ninety Nine girls!! . . . and women say… Men don’t have feelings wink emoticon wink emoticon tongue emoticon Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians…
Hilarious Laws which you have not studied in schools: Law of equality : The time taken by a wife when she says I’ll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says ‘I’ll cal u in 5 min! Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one…
Teacher was teaching Mahabharata to 6th standard students. “Kans heard devaki’s 8th son would kill him. So he put devaki & vasudev in prison. 1st child was born. Kans killed it by poison. 2nd Kans killed by sword. 3rd was born and so on…” At this point Pappu raised his hand for a doubt. Teacher…
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After getting the friend request on facebook from an unknown guy. Girl : Hey do i know you ? Boy : Of course no !!! Girl : Then why the hell did you send me a request ? (here is awesome reply from the guy) Boy : Well facebook suggests me to add you again…
Top Replies by Teachers if they don’t know the answers: 1) I think the question is wrong. 2) I’ll tell you tomorrow. 3) Don’t ask foolish questions! 4) You’ll study this in the next semester. & the most famous one, 5) Nice question, raise your hands who know the answer of this question ? (If…
1. Sign on a famous beauty parlor in Mumbai: Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother. 2. Sign on a bulletin board: Success is relative, More the success, more the relatives. 3. Sign at a barber’s saloon in Juhu, Mumbai: We need your heads to run our business….
On a flight a Guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him: “Nice perfume, which one is that? I want to gift it to my wife”. Lady replied : Don’t give it to her… Some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her…..!!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across…
I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?” It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. “Somewhere I’ve not been in a long time.” So I took her to the kitchen…..!!! TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination…
Priest: Do you agree to change your Facebook Status from Single To Married? Boy: Yes! Girl: Yes! Priest: Congratulations !! Your profile has been updated successfully. You are now Husband and Wife.You May now upload your wedding pictures and don’t forget to “Tag Me” Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across…
