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Wife calls to her husband- Window ka lock ni khul rha hai. Husbnd- aisa kro thoda oil garam kr ke us pr daal do. Wife- Kya us se lock khul jaega? Husbnd- Try to kro! . . . After15 minutes Husband calls wife- Tum ne try kia? Wife- Han kia, par ab to Laptop hi Off…
Santa ne Banta ko message bheja- Bhejne wala mahan, Padhne wala gadha. Banta ne gusse me message ulta krke wapas santa ko bhej dia- Bhejne wala Gadha, Padhne wala mahan Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World's NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your location anywhere in the world
Santa class mei gadha le gaya. Maam :"Ise kyo leke aye ho ??? Santa :"Maam aap hi to kehti hain ke mai bade bade gadho ko insaan bana deti hoon. Lo ab bana kar dikhao……..!!! TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotels
Pagal, Nepali se- Tum American ho? Nepali- Nahi mai nepal ka hon. Pagal – Nahi tum american ho. Nepali (gusse me)-Haa mai american hon Pagal- Lagte to nepali ho. TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotels
Mumbai to Delhi = 1400km Delhi to Mumbai = 1400km Ground Floor to 15th Floor =15 floors 15th Floor to Ground Floor =15 floors. Monday to "SUNDAY = 7 days SUNDAY" to Monday = "1day" . . . . This is cheating !!! Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World's NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…
Pappu ko girl ne joota mara..! Pappu:Tum ne yeh joota gussey se mara ya mazak se? Girl: Gussey se Pappu: Aacha…… warna main aisa mazaak bardast nahi karta! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Santa went to USA and had a meeting with OBAMA. OBAMA : I want to show you that how much advance we are! Come with me, He takes him to a forest. OBAMA : Dig the ground. Santa did it. OBAMA : More….More…More… Santa went upto 100 Feet. OBAMA : So now, try to search…
Santa & Banta went to a museum, looking at a Egyptian mummy with 1227BC written below. Santa: What does that mean? Banta:: Must be his BBM pin…….!!! tongue emoticon tongue emoticon TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotels
Laloo, Jayalalitha, and Mayavati were on a long flight in an Air Force plane. Laloo pulls out a 100 Rupee note and says, “I’m going to throw this Rs.100 note out and make someone down below happy.” Jayalalitha, not wanting to be outdone, says, “If that was my 100 Rupee note, I would split it…
Rajnikant’s next project: TITANIC in Tamil climax revised. Both survive. Rajni swims through Atlantic ocean. Heroine in One hand and . . . Titanic in other! Collection of some awesome Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
