#1 funny Indian Jokes Collection
Most irritating moment: Morning alarms :@ Most difficult task: to find sOcks 😛 Most dreadful jOurny: way tO class 🙁………mOst lOvely tym: meeting friends 😀 mOst tragic news: test in 1st periOd :'( most wOnderful newz: teacher is absent 😉 most relaxing area: BACK BENCHeS :D:P most funny mOment: teacher crackes a jOke and nObody…
Manmohan Singh to Bush – We are sending Indians to the moon next year.Bush – Wow! How Many?Manmohan Singh – 100* 25 – OBC* 25 – SC* 20 – ST* 5 – Handicapped* 5 – Sports Persons* 5 – Terrorist Affected* 5 – Kashmiri Migrants* 9 – Politicians and if possible* 1 Astronnaut::))lol Sponsored By:…
1 Baar Engineering k Sbhi Profesrs Ko 1 Plane Me Bithaya Gya..Fir Announce Kiya Gya Ki-“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA H”Sb Profesrs Utr Gye.Pr Principls Bethe Rahe….Logo Ne Pucha-Apko Drr Nahi Lagta?.Principle-“Mujhe Apne Studnts Pr Pura Bharosa Hai….Start Hi Nahi Hoga.. 😀 Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App…
A Mouse was going with his kids Cat jumped in front of them Mouse shouted : BHOW-2 Cat run away! Mouse said : Thats the advantage of learning foreign language!! :):) Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…
Larka izhar e mohabat karay to larki ke ye 5 jawab ho saktay hai:1) No2) Yes3) Aapko dost samjhti hun4) I am engaged5) I love someone else Aur larki izhar e mohabat karay to larkay ke 5 jawab ye hongay: 1)Haan2)yes3)ok4)alright5)me too
1 Engineer,1 MBA Student or 1 CA Kashti mein ja rahe the.1 jin aaya aur bola “samundar mein koi cheez phenko agar mene dhund Li to mein tumhe maar dunga aur na dhund paaya to mein tumhara ghulam”.Engineer ne needle phenkhi jin ne dhund liya aur use maar dia, CA ne memory card phenka, jin…
Height of technologyA boy’sfacebok status: i am online on facebok during class Comment from his Teacher :beta test me 0 mila hai copy mere pasaa ke dekhega ya facebook pe hi tag kar du… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide,…
Top Answers Of Teachers If They Don’t Know The Answers: 1)I Think The Question Is Wrong.. 2)I Will Tell You Tomorrow.. 3)Don’t Ask Foolish Questions.. 4)You Will Study This In The Next Class.. And The Most Important One Is: 5)Nice Question,Raise Your Hands Who Know The Answer 🙂 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone,…
Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?Student: Facebooking Karunga !! Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?Student: Facebook pages ka Admin banunga…Teacher: Ohoo, I mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?Student: Facebook Admin Rights Teacher: IDIOT! Mera mtlb bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?Student: Facebook par Page bnaunga ‘I MOM & DAD’ Teacher: Stupid…
3 poultry farms di inspection ho rahi si….. Inspector —> Tusi murgiyan nu ki pande ho ?……..Sharma —> Bajra,,.Inspector —> wrong food, arrest him…Verma –> chawal…..Inspector:- wrong food.,arrest him ….Santa(ghabraya hoya) —> Asin tan ji murgiyan nu 5-5 rupaye de dinde aa ke apni mazi nal jo marji khalo —> 😛 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s…
