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Read Must 😀 Every episode of CID has these 3things :1. Abhijeet : Dekhiye plz co-operate kijiye, Hum CID se hai.Person : Hunnnhhh…. CIDEEEE:O:O( As if he did the crime 😛 )2. Daya : Accha, nahi patatujhe..Slaps Criminal starts sobbing in theCID BureauHaan, maine hi maara tha usko :'(3. ACP-prathuman : Khud kobachane ke liye…

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Mohan & Sohan were sitting in a kabristan & were talking. Mohan: Sohan, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hai. Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai..! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile…

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It’s Saint Patrick’s day and an armed hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot one brave Irish customer grabs the hood and pulls it off revealing the robber’s face. The Robber Shoots the Guy…

Bhola was telling his son about his days as a famous boxer. ‘The bell rang and we met in the center of the ring. I threw a left hook, and he got me with a right cross. It was brutal.’ The son was proud of his father’s courage. ‘Then in the second round I took…

A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules here in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions: 1. Name two days of the week that begin with…

A boy wrote on his room’sdoor :- “Plz don’t enter I’m upset”‘‘Lover saw it n went away…‘‘Parents saw it n went away‘‘Friends came inside smiling and said :- kaminey, bahar englishmai kuch likha hai,Kyun bey tune english kab sikhi ? Chal party de ”Isi Liye to kehtey hain har ek friend kameena hota hai” Sponsor…

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom.From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.Once she’s done,she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.As she enters, she sees her husband…

A man was leaving a cafe, when he noticed an unusual funeral A funeral coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with the black dog . Behind him was queue of 200 men walking in straight line The man couldn’t stand his curiosity . He approached…