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Man on phone: Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get d promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We’re leaving from office & I’ll swing by the…

A man got a call from unknown number…Girl: Hi, r u single?Man: Yes, but who r u?Ans: Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab bataoongi!!Again a call from an unknown number…Girl: R u married?Man: Yes, but who R u?Girl: Your girlfriend, U cheat!!Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.Ans: Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj…

A Mallu woman went for a job interview for the post of a Secretary..THe Manager saw the woman’s colorful clothes, gold jewellery, extra coconut oiled hair, & his mind was screaming:“NOT THIS WOMAN”..Nevertheless he had to interview her. So told her, if u make a sentence using all the words that i give u, then…

A Nano breaks down on a roadside.A BMW 750Li stops to help the driver.“I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights”They start up slowly but only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 150km/h.The BMW driver totally forgets about the…

Three most innocent faces in d world…1-“A sleeping baby.”2-“Udhar mangane wala aadmi”3-“Hamare parents ke samne baitha hua apna Dost.”lolz Download cool apps from coolindianapps Bien que cialis soit present et soit efficace jusqu’a 36 pharmacie en ligne levitra heures dans le corps, l’erection puisse seulement arriver avec la stimulation sexuelle, et vente de levitra pas…

Jhutha tha wo Dost..! .Jo kehta tha Jaan bhi mango to de denge. . . . . . .Aaj wo apni g.f. ko Jaan kehta hai : :.. Aur maango to kamina gaaliya deta hai… Download cool apps from coolindianapps Concentrazione achat viagra internet la maximale observee dans le plasmatici un observee ete 30-120 min…

Rahul gandhi Gaon Ke Ek Ghar Me Jaakar Ek Aurat Se bola: “Ab Hum Aa Gaye Hai, Ab VIKAS Hoga…… Aurat:” Pichhli Baar Bhi Aapne Kaha Tha, Par………….. PINKY Hui Thi.. Celles qui acheter du viagra pfizer relevent du manque de confiance en soi viagra achat en pharmacie sont les plus faciles a debusquer. En…

Boy dialled his own number from hisGirlfriend

Galib v/s GujjuGalib: Mohabbat ki rahon pe sirf dard milega, mohabbat ki rahon pe sirf dard milega..Gujju: Un rahon pe wine shop kholo bahut chalega.. En consequence, pfizer a le brevet propecia prix de vente sur cette fameuse propecia generique en pharmacie pilule bleue pour traiter la dysfonction erectile. Ne le viagra est til en…