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Husband vs wife
Husband,Babaji Ka Pravachan Sunke Aya Aur Patni Ko Godd Me Utha Liya, Wife romantically: – Babaji Ne Pranay Leela Karne Ko Kaha Hai Kya? Husband:- Nahi Rajjo rani , Babaji Ne Kaha He Ki “Apna Dukh Khud Uthana Chahiye”. One of the best matrimonial match making app
Husband-wife
1) Wife: Agar Me Marr Jau To Tum Kya Karoge? Husband: Shayad Me Bhi Marr Jaunga. Wife: Kyon? Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Zyada Kushi Janleva Hoti Hai.. 2) Wife: Agar Me Kho Jau, To Tum Kya Karoge? Husband: Me Nirmal Baba Ke Paas Jaunga. Wife: Tum Baba Se Kya Kahoge? Husband: Baba Kirpa Aani Shuru Ho…
Funny Husband
1)Wife to Husband: Did u Have any GF before marriage ? Husband remains silent ? Wife: what is the meaning of silence? Husband: Wait.. let me count…yr 2)husband:-raja dashrath ki 3 patni thi.. wife – ha..to? husband-to mai abhi 2 shaddi aur k sakta hu na.. wife: ok but -soch lo ….!!!!draupati k 5 pati…
wife’s sms be alert
wife:(SMS).. hi baby husband: Hi honey (sending failed…) wife: hi..r u there?? husband: yes yes i am here..sweetheart (sending failed….) wife: r u ignoring me or what?? husband: no..no honey.. i am trying to reply u (sending failed…) wife: its over don’t ever talk me again.. husband: ok.. jaa mar..kahin bhi (message sent..) yeeeeee..lag gayi…
AMERICA 2 INDIA
AMERICA 2 INDIA: “India kitna Garib hai. INDIA replied:-Beta.!Tumara Desh Jitna OIL pure sal me Khata h na Utna To Shanivar Ko hum SHANI MAHARAJ Ko Chada Dete hai. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or…
Baba Ramdev
Corruption se bhi bada sawal aaj sara Desh janna chahata hai.. Delhi mein jis Lady ka Salwar suit Baba Ramdev pehan kar bhage.. Us ladki ne fhir kya pehna.. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…
Why boys call all grlz ITEM ?
Why boys call all grlz ITEM ?bcoz ITEM means MAAL MAAL mns PAISA PAISA mns LAXMI or girl to ghar ki LaXMI hoti h, to hui na ITEM. Rista wahi soch nyi… Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…
Boss asked to Banta
Boss asked santa to bring 2corner tickets for a movie to gowith his GirlFriend.Santa Brought 2 corner tickets….A-1———-A-40 Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in the world. La…
Bhikari: Maa Roti de
Bhikari: Maa Roti deDadi: Abhi bani nahi hai..baad mein aana.Bhikari:mera mobile no.lo,aur ban jaye to mis call de dena.Bhikari rocks… But wait.. Dadi:are wait mein facebook status update kar dungi tu aa jana..Dadi rocks… Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a…