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KID: why some of your hair is white DAD? Dad: Everytime you make me unhappy, 1 of my hair turns white. KID: Now I understand why grandpa’s has only white hair! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a…

What is the perfect example of both Good & Bad Luck? The naughty wind blows the girl’s skirt high (Good luck) but at the same time Dust falls into the boy’s eyes (Bad luck).. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide,…

BehindEvery FAIL Student There IsA HOT GirlfriendAndWhat AboutTOPPERS ??…A HOT Madam……Jiski Wajah Se Kamine SariClasses Attend KarteHai..:-) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in the world….

girl: hi baby! 🙂boy: hi my lovely..(sending failed) girl: are you there??boy: yes ! yes i am here!(sending failed) girl: are you ignoring me or what ???boy: honey i am not…. i am here..(sending failed) girl: ok! it’s over; don’t you ever talk to me again!boy: DAMN! go to hell ! ..(message sent) 😛 Sponsored…

A japanese came to INDIA… He took an autto to go to the airport on the way a honda overtakes Japanese:- HONDA made in JAPAN….. very fast next a toyota overtakes Japanese:- TOYOTA made in JAPAN…..very fast Airport came he asked how much??..Dokara:-RS. 8000 Japanese:- why so expensive?? Dokara:-METER made in INDIA ……..very fast.!!.. 😀…

An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and wasasked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smokingand staying out late.” The officer then asked,…

2 CHUHE Bike pe ghum rahe the.Tabhi SHER ne lift mangi.To 1 CHUHA khada hokar bola soch le teri Maa fir kahegi ki Gundo ke sath ghumne laga hai ajkal… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

A Chini was in hospital.SANTA went to meet him.Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,that was:-KUTTE OXYGN Ke PIPE SE PAIR Utha. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or…

  Wife saw sign board. Banarsi saree Rs.10, Nylon 8/- Cotton 5/- Wife: Give me Rs.500 …I’ll buy 50 sarees. Husbnd- soordas ki amma, istri ki dukan hai vo…:- Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life…

Child prayed to Shivji.. Plz give me a cycle but he didnt get. Next day he stole a statue of Ganesha & wrote a letter to Shivji… Bacha chahiye to cycle lekar mandir aao…   Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile/Laptop App for MatchMaking& Matrmonial of Indian Singles Worldwide, Using…