Husband Is Like A Split AC
Husband Is Like A Split AC, No Matter How Loud He Is Outside, But Inside The House, He Is Designed To Remain Silent, Cool & Controlled By Remote.
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Santa Also Have A Brain
Doctor: “I Regret To Tell You That You Have A Brain Tumor” Santa (Jumps In Joy): “Yesss” Doctor: “Did You Understand What I Just Told You?” Santa: “Yes Of Course, Do You Think I’m Dumb?” Doctor: “Then Why Are You So Happy?” Santa: “Because That Proves That I Have A Brain“
First Day At School
Mother: “Did You Enjoy Your First Day At School?” Girl: “First Day? Do You Mean I Have To Go Back Tomorrow?
Husband borrowed Rs.250 from wife
Husband borrowed Rs.250 from wife After a few days he again borrowed Rs.250 Seeing some money in husband’s bag , she asked husband to return the money* When asked how much, wife said that he owes her Rs.4100. On request, below is working given by wife. 1). Rs. 2 5 0 2). Rs. …
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy in writing except one SANTA. He wrote ” DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy in writing except one SANTA. He wrote ” DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”
Is there any way for long life?
Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
How to reduce weight?
How to reduce weight? First turn your head to the right and then to the left. Repeat this one whenever you have given something to eat!
Station jaane k kitne logay
Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay? Rikshawala: 50 Sardar: 20 lelo Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega? Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega
My girlfriend broke up with me.
My girlfriend broke up with me. She thinks I am childish. I took in a deep breath, calmed myself down, walked straight to her house, rang her door bell multiple times and ran away ….. Feeling blissful.
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know…