Today is Sunday & I want to enjoy it
Husband: Today is Sunday & I want to enjoy it. So I have bought three movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: For you and your parents.
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Phases of Married Life
Married life is full of excitement and frustration. In the 1st year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the 2nd year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the 3rd year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
How To Make Her Say “I Love You”
Boy To Girl: “I Bet I Can Make You Say “I Love You” Girl: “Its Impossible.” Boy: “Ok, Lets Try! Say Abra Ka Dabra” Girl Hanste Hue: “Abra Ka Dabra.” Boy: “Say Scrappy Coco.” Girl Confuse: “Scrappy Coco.” Boy: “Say Love.” Girl: “Love.” Boy: “What 2+2” Girl: “4” Boy: “How Old Are You?” Girl: “18”…
Understanding A Girl
Understanding A Girl This Is Like Downloading A 4GB File. At The Speed Of 2kbps. Which Ends Up.. In A Error At 99% Completed…
Wishing a very Happy Karva Chauth
Wishing a very Happy Karva Chauth to all the husbands whose life insurance renews on this special day….. May you live really very long!!!
A man is reading his newspaper
A man is reading his newspaper and says to his wife: “Michelle, look. Here is an article about how women use about twice as many words per day as men do.” The wife responds: “That’s because we have to tell you everything twice”
Girls are better than boys
Girl: “Girls are better than boys.” Boy: “Then why did God make boys first?” Girl: “Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy.”
what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean
A mom texts, “Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?” He texts back, “I Don’t Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later.” The mom texts him, “It’s ok, don’t worry about it. I’ll ask your sister, love you too.”
Teacher Intruptes
The Teacher To A Student: Conjugate The Verb “To Walk” In Simple Present. The Student: I Walk. You Walk …. The Teacher Intruptes Him: Quicker Please. The Student: I Run. You Run …
Girls Never Understand What A Boy Wants To Say
A Boy Was Driving A Car. A Girl On Scooty Overtook Him. Boy Shouted: “Hey Buffalo” Girl Turned Back & Shouted: “You Donkey, Idiot, Stupid Monkey” Suddenly She Had An Accident She Was Hit By A Buffalo Crossing The Road. Moral: Girls Never Understand What A Boy Wants To Say.