I Am So Famous
I Am So Famous …. … . . . When I Go To The Mall. . . . The Door Opens Itself.
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Husband Is Like A Split AC
Husband Is Like A Split AC, No Matter How Loud He Is Outside, But Inside The House, He Is Designed To Remain Silent, Cool & Controlled By Remote.
Santa Also Have A Brain
Doctor: “I Regret To Tell You That You Have A Brain Tumor” Santa (Jumps In Joy): “Yesss” Doctor: “Did You Understand What I Just Told You?” Santa: “Yes Of Course, Do You Think I’m Dumb?” Doctor: “Then Why Are You So Happy?” Santa: “Because That Proves That I Have A Brain“
First Day At School
Mother: “Did You Enjoy Your First Day At School?” Girl: “First Day? Do You Mean I Have To Go Back Tomorrow?
me leaving this group
If you see me leaving this group, please add me again. It’s just that I’m so desperate to go out!
smelling very strongly of liquor
“Waiter, the steak is smelling very strongly of liquor!” – The waiter backs up 3 steps and asks, “How’s that now?
A management student hugs a girl
A management student hugs a girl. girl: what is this? Boy: direct marketing. Girl slaps the boy Boy:what is this? Girl: customer feed back!
Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Little Johnny: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I Go To The Bathroom? Little Johnny: But I Asked First!