piano after the operation
A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? B: Yes, of course. A: Great! I never could before
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New way of writing answers in exams.
New way of writing answers in exams. If you don’t know the answer, then put lines like this: |||||||||| and write below: ‘Scratch here for ANSWERS
man prayer for long life
Man to God: Please give me a long life. God: Get married son. Man: How will it help God? God: You wont think of long life again.
Two Types Of Communications Are Fastest
Only Two Types Of Communications Are Fastest In The World… . . . E-Mail To Email & Female To Female….
Teacher: How does blood reach your brain?
Teacher: How does blood reach your brain? Pappu: Simple. Direction of liquid is always towards the empty space.
KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ?
KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ? DAD : – Every time a son make his dad unhappy , one of his father’s hair turns white ….. KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white.
Manager: What is your qualification?
Manager: What is your qualification? Pappu: I’m Ph.D. Manager: What do you mean by Ph.D.? Pappu: Passed high school with difficulty.
Teacher: Suppose, You Have Offered Money And Knowledge.
Teacher: Suppose, You Have Offered Money And Knowledge. You Have To Take One Of Them. Which One You Should Choose? Student: Money. Teacher: I Would Have Taken Knowledge. But Why Do You Take Money? Student: I Have The Lack Of Money That’s Why. You Have The Lack Of Knowledge. That’s Why
Boy Our Principal is so stupid
Boy : Our Principal is so stupid. Girl : Don’t you know who I am? Boy : No. Girl : I’m the Principal’s daughter. Boy : Do you know who I am? Girl : No. Boy : Good (walks away).
Why don’t some couples go to Gym?
Why don’t some couples go to Gym? Simple, because some relationships don’t work out..