Rajnikant was travelling in a helicopter
Once Rajnikant was travelling in a helicopter via Switzerland and his wallet fell down. That place is now called Swiss Bank.
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My girlfriend’s birthday is in two days.
My girlfriend’s birthday is in two days. And she told me “Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring”. So I bought her nothing!
Love is possible after friendship
Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured….!!!
Love someone who doesn’t love u
Do you know how it feels to love someone who doesnt love you ? . . . . . Its like waiting for a boat at the airport
piano after the operation
A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? B: Yes, of course. A: Great! I never could before
wedding ring on the wrong finger?
A: Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
New way of writing answers in exams.
New way of writing answers in exams. If you don’t know the answer, then put lines like this: |||||||||| and write below: ‘Scratch here for ANSWERS
Wife: whenever we keep the money in the bags
Wife: whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don’t know what to do? Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them!
man prayer for long life
Man to God: Please give me a long life. God: Get married son. Man: How will it help God? God: You wont think of long life again.
A man goes to his doctor and says, “Please help me, doctor
A man goes to his doctor and says, “Please help me, doctor. I think my eyesight is really worsening.” The doctor asks the man to come and look out of the window. “Tell me what you see there,” says the doctor and points. “I see the Sun,” answer the man. The doctor turns to him…