Wife: whenever we keep the money in the bags
Wife: whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don’t know what to do? Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them!
Wife: whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don’t know what to do? Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them!
Only Two Types Of Communications Are Fastest In The World… . . . E-Mail To Email & Female To Female….
Manager: What is your qualification? Pappu: I’m Ph.D. Manager: What do you mean by Ph.D.? Pappu: Passed high school with difficulty.
Boy : Our Principal is so stupid. Girl : Don’t you know who I am? Boy : No. Girl : I’m the Principal’s daughter. Boy : Do you know who I am? Girl : No. Boy : Good (walks away).
Wife: In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring. Husband: I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill. ???
पहला दोस्त : Oyee सुन 2nd year का रिजल्ट आ गया क्या ? दूसरा दोस्त : हाँ आ गया और तमीज़ से बात कर पहला दोस्त : क्यों ? दूसरा दोस्त : क्यूंकि अब मैं तेरा senior हूँ ????