I became a millionaire
Man1: I became a millionaire after I married my wife. Man2: Wow! Man1: The problem is I was a billionaire before marriage.
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I didn’t come here to get insulted
Boyfriend: For the last time I am telling you that I didn’t come here to get insulted. Girlfriend: Then where else do you usually go?
Darling I cannot marry you
Santa to his girlfriend: Darling I cannot marry you, my family is objecting. Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar: Ek biwi aur teen bacche.
A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment
A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment. She says: “You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you’ll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow…
An intelligent girlfriend
An intelligent girlfriend is one who makes sure that she makes her boyfriend spend so much that her boyfriend cannot afford another girl in his life..
A few rich puns
Q: How do you tickle a Rich Girl? A: Gucci… Gucci… Gucci.. Q: How does a Rich Girl Curse? A: Oh Teri Fendi! Q: How does a Rich Girl Sneeze A: Jimmy Choo.. Jimmy Choo… Q:How does a rich girl laugh? A: Rolex on the floor laughing Q: How do you serenade a Rich…
Tip for Waiter
After finishing dinner in a restaurant, the wife told her husband, “give some tip to the waiter”. Husband called the waiter and told: “Don’t get married!” ??
The Art of Living
Having a wife is a part of living, But living with wife is called The Art of Living..
Wanna Dance With Me?
Two Girls Were Sitting At A Club. One Was Ugly And The Other One Was Beautiful. Pappu Came And Walked Straight To The Ugly Girl. Pappu: “Hi” Ugly Girl: “Hi” Pappu: “Wanna Dance?” Ugly Girl (Excited): “Yes, Why Not” Pappu: “Ok, Go And Dance, Give Me Your Seat Let Me Talk To Your Friend.“
Difference Between Complete & Finish
People Usually Say There Is No Difference Between Complete & Finish. But There Is When You Marry The Right One, You Are Complete. And When You Marry The Wrong One, You Are Finished. And When The Right One Catches You With The Wrong One, You Are Completely Finished!