I didn’t come here to get insulted
Boyfriend: For the last time I am telling you that I didn’t come here to get insulted. Girlfriend: Then where else do you usually go?
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I want to buy a gift for my girlfriend
Man 1: I want to buy a gift for my girlfriend for her birthday but I don’t know what she would like. Give me a suggestion. Man 2: Does she like you? Man 1: Yes Man 2: Then she would like anything..
Darling I cannot marry you
Santa to his girlfriend: Darling I cannot marry you, my family is objecting. Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar: Ek biwi aur teen bacche.
A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment
A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment. She says: “You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you’ll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow…
An intelligent girlfriend
An intelligent girlfriend is one who makes sure that she makes her boyfriend spend so much that her boyfriend cannot afford another girl in his life..
A few rich puns
Q: How do you tickle a Rich Girl? A: Gucci… Gucci… Gucci.. Q: How does a Rich Girl Curse? A: Oh Teri Fendi! Q: How does a Rich Girl Sneeze A: Jimmy Choo.. Jimmy Choo… Q:How does a rich girl laugh? A: Rolex on the floor laughing Q: How do you serenade a Rich…
The Art of Living
Having a wife is a part of living, But living with wife is called The Art of Living..
What Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet?
Question: “What Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet?” Answer: “W” Because All Worries Start With “W” Who? Why? What? When? Which? Where? War, Weapon, Wine, And The Most Dangerous
Wanna Dance With Me?
Two Girls Were Sitting At A Club. One Was Ugly And The Other One Was Beautiful. Pappu Came And Walked Straight To The Ugly Girl. Pappu: “Hi” Ugly Girl: “Hi” Pappu: “Wanna Dance?” Ugly Girl (Excited): “Yes, Why Not” Pappu: “Ok, Go And Dance, Give Me Your Seat Let Me Talk To Your Friend.“
How To Make Her Say “I Love You”
Boy To Girl: “I Bet I Can Make You Say “I Love You” Girl: “Its Impossible.” Boy: “Ok, Lets Try! Say Abra Ka Dabra” Girl Hanste Hue: “Abra Ka Dabra.” Boy: “Say Scrappy Coco.” Girl Confuse: “Scrappy Coco.” Boy: “Say Love.” Girl: “Love.” Boy: “What 2+2” Girl: “4” Boy: “How Old Are You?” Girl: “18”…
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