I didn’t come here to get insulted
Boyfriend: For the last time I am telling you that I didn’t come here to get insulted. Girlfriend: Then where else do you usually go?
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Darling I cannot marry you
Santa to his girlfriend: Darling I cannot marry you, my family is objecting. Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar: Ek biwi aur teen bacche.
A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment
A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment. She says: “You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you’ll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow…
An intelligent girlfriend
An intelligent girlfriend is one who makes sure that she makes her boyfriend spend so much that her boyfriend cannot afford another girl in his life..
More Chores
My wife: You need to do more chores around the house. Me: Can we change the subject? My wife: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
The Art of Living
Having a wife is a part of living, But living with wife is called The Art of Living..
What Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet?
Question: “What Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet?” Answer: “W” Because All Worries Start With “W” Who? Why? What? When? Which? Where? War, Weapon, Wine, And The Most Dangerous
A boy met a girl in Metro
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Boy: Awwww… Are you single? Girl: No, I am a Dentist!
Today is Sunday & I want to enjoy it
Husband: Today is Sunday & I want to enjoy it. So I have bought three movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: For you and your parents.
How To Make Her Say “I Love You”
Boy To Girl: “I Bet I Can Make You Say “I Love You” Girl: “Its Impossible.” Boy: “Ok, Lets Try! Say Abra Ka Dabra” Girl Hanste Hue: “Abra Ka Dabra.” Boy: “Say Scrappy Coco.” Girl Confuse: “Scrappy Coco.” Boy: “Say Love.” Girl: “Love.” Boy: “What 2+2” Girl: “4” Boy: “How Old Are You?” Girl: “18”…
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