#1 funny Indian Jokes Collection
LOVE YOUR HUSBAND When he orders you to make tea or coffee. He wants to feel fresh to listen to your nostop talks. Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females. He is just checking that you are still the best. Love him if he criticize your cooking. He is still improving his…
Man1: I became a millionaire after I married my wife. Man2: Wow! Man1: The problem is I was a billionaire before marriage.
A: Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
After finishing dinner in a restaurant, the wife told her husband, “give some tip to the waiter”. Husband called the waiter and told: “Don’t get married!” ??
My wife: You need to do more chores around the house. Me: Can we change the subject? My wife: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
Having a wife is a part of living, But living with wife is called The Art of Living..
Question: “What Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet?” Answer: “W” Because All Worries Start With “W” Who? Why? What? When? Which? Where? War, Weapon, Wine, And The Most Dangerous
कल सैलून वाले क़ी दुकान पर एक स्लोगन पढा़ .. “हम दिल का बोझ तो नहीं पर सिर का बोझ जरूर हल्का कर सकते हैं “..? लाइट क़ी दुकान वाले ने बोर्ड के नीचे लिखवाया .. “आपके दिमाग की बत्ती भले ही जले या ना जले,परंतु हमारा बल्ब ज़रूर जलेगा “.. ? चाय के होटल…
People Usually Say There Is No Difference Between Complete & Finish. But There Is When You Marry The Right One, You Are Complete. And When You Marry The Wrong One, You Are Finished. And When The Right One Catches You With The Wrong One, You Are Completely Finished!
Husband: Today is Sunday & I want to enjoy it. So I have bought three movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: For you and your parents.
