Now it is time we should marry
Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry. Boyfriend: That’s ok, but who will marry us.??
Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry. Boyfriend: That’s ok, but who will marry us.??
My girlfriend’s birthday is in two days. And she told me “Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring”. So I bought her nothing!
Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured….!!!
A: Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
Wife: whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don’t know what to do? Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them!
Whats the difference between arranged and love marriage? Love marriage is impulsive suicide Arranged marriage is planned murder.
One million copies of a new book sold In just two days due to typing error of one alphabet in title. ‘An idea,that can change your WIFE’ While real word was(LIFE).
if you marry one woman, she will fight with you if you marry 2 women, they will fight for you add wife! have life!
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side! ?? Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy to share good times together!
wife: wait for me honey, i’m just finishing my makeup. husband: you don’t need makeup dear. wife: oh, its really? that is so sweet of you! husband: just you need plastic surgery. Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy to share good times together!