Which month has 27 days
Which month has 27 days? . . . . . . . . . . You waste! Every month has 27 days use ur brain atlst ons
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I didn’t come here to get insulted
Boyfriend: For the last time I am telling you that I didn’t come here to get insulted. Girlfriend: Then where else do you usually go?
I want to buy a gift for my girlfriend
Man 1: I want to buy a gift for my girlfriend for her birthday but I don’t know what she would like. Give me a suggestion. Man 2: Does she like you? Man 1: Yes Man 2: Then she would like anything..
Darling I cannot marry you
Santa to his girlfriend: Darling I cannot marry you, my family is objecting. Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar: Ek biwi aur teen bacche.
A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment
A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment. She says: “You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you’ll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow…
An intelligent girlfriend
An intelligent girlfriend is one who makes sure that she makes her boyfriend spend so much that her boyfriend cannot afford another girl in his life..
I am not feeling well
Son: I am not able to go to school today. Father: what happened? Son: I am not feeling well Father: Where you are not feeling well? Son: In school!
I love you & You love your daughter
Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B & B=C. It means A=C. Now give relevant example. Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter, It means that I love your daughter.
Wanna Dance With Me?
Two Girls Were Sitting At A Club. One Was Ugly And The Other One Was Beautiful. Pappu Came And Walked Straight To The Ugly Girl. Pappu: “Hi” Ugly Girl: “Hi” Pappu: “Wanna Dance?” Ugly Girl (Excited): “Yes, Why Not” Pappu: “Ok, Go And Dance, Give Me Your Seat Let Me Talk To Your Friend.“
A boy met a girl in Metro
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Boy: Awwww… Are you single? Girl: No, I am a Dentist!