Love Marriage vs Arranged
It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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Is there any way for long life?
Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
brain transplantations prices
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, ‘Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have a policeman’s brain as well. It costs $50,000.’ The client asked, ‘What? How’s that possible?’ The doctor replied,…
Grandfather to Grandson
Grandfather to Grandson: Go Hide, Your Teacher Is Coming As You Bunked School Today. Grandson: You Go Hide, I Told Her You Passed Away…
What Do You Think About Our Love?
Jeeto: What Do You Think About Our Love? Santa: Try to Count the Stars In the Sky. Jeeto: Wow, So Its Infinite. Santa: No Baby, It’s A Waste of Time.
Santa got into a bus on 1st April
Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs 10 and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
How to reduce weight?
How to reduce weight? First turn your head to the right and then to the left. Repeat this one whenever you have given something to eat!
Let’s Go For Movie.
Chintu: Let’s Go For Movie. Mintu: Shit, A Doctor’s Appointment Today. Chintu: Just Cancel It,Tell Him You’re Sick.
Corona Virus male hai ya Female
Santa ne Banta se poocha Corona Virus male hai ya Female? Banta- Corona Virus Female hai kyoki eski koi dawa nahi aur ye logo ko bahut paresaan kar rahi hai
Pizza Hut Dehradun India
Pizza Hut Dehradun India Vishu – I am at you outlet and I need wifi password. PizzaHut – You need to buy a drink first Vishu – Alright. I am ordering a coke! PizzaHut – Nice Vishu – So what is the wifi password? PizzaHut – “you need to buy a drink first”. No spaces….