Tip for Waiter
After finishing dinner in a restaurant, the wife told her husband, “give some tip to the waiter”. Husband called the waiter and told: “Don’t get married!” ??
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I love you & You love your daughter
Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B & B=C. It means A=C. Now give relevant example. Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter, It means that I love your daughter.
Wanna Dance With Me?
Two Girls Were Sitting At A Club. One Was Ugly And The Other One Was Beautiful. Pappu Came And Walked Straight To The Ugly Girl. Pappu: “Hi” Ugly Girl: “Hi” Pappu: “Wanna Dance?” Ugly Girl (Excited): “Yes, Why Not” Pappu: “Ok, Go And Dance, Give Me Your Seat Let Me Talk To Your Friend.“
Walked Through The Forest
Banta Walked Through The Forest When He Heard Someone Crying For Help. He Found A Dwarf, Stuck In A Trap. He Freed The Dwarf, And The Dwarf Granted Him Two Wishes. “My First Wish,” Banta Said, “Is A Bottle Of Whiskey That Will Never Fall Empty.” And Flash, There Was The Bottle. Banta Opened It,…
After robbing the bank
After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk: Did you see me robbing? Clerk: Yes, I saw you. Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk: Did you? Second Clerk: No, but my wife saw you!
Today is Sunday & I want to enjoy it
Husband: Today is Sunday & I want to enjoy it. So I have bought three movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: For you and your parents.
What Is The Name Of Your Car
Santa: What Is The Name Of Your Car? Lady: I Forgot The Name, But Is Starts With ‘T’. Santa: Oh, What A Strange Car, Starts With Tea. All Cars That I Know Start With Petrol.
Wishing a very Happy Karva Chauth
Wishing a very Happy Karva Chauth to all the husbands whose life insurance renews on this special day….. May you live really very long!!!
what does the fat cow give you
Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?” Student: “Meat!” Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?” Student: “Bacon!” Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?” Student: “Homework!”
what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean
A mom texts, “Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?” He texts back, “I Don’t Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later.” The mom texts him, “It’s ok, don’t worry about it. I’ll ask your sister, love you too.”