Wife: whenever we keep the money in the bags
Wife: whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don’t know what to do? Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them!
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man prayer for long life
Man to God: Please give me a long life. God: Get married son. Man: How will it help God? God: You wont think of long life again.
Arranged Vs Love Marriage
Whats the difference between arranged and love marriage? Love marriage is impulsive suicide Arranged marriage is planned murder.
A man goes to his doctor and says, “Please help me, doctor
A man goes to his doctor and says, “Please help me, doctor. I think my eyesight is really worsening.” The doctor asks the man to come and look out of the window. “Tell me what you see there,” says the doctor and points. “I see the Sun,” answer the man. The doctor turns to him…
Two Types Of Communications Are Fastest
Only Two Types Of Communications Are Fastest In The World… . . . E-Mail To Email & Female To Female….
Teacher: How does blood reach your brain?
Teacher: How does blood reach your brain? Pappu: Simple. Direction of liquid is always towards the empty space.
One million copies of a new book sold
One million copies of a new book sold In just two days due to typing error of one alphabet in title. ‘An idea,that can change your WIFE’ While real word was(LIFE).
KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ?
KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ? DAD : – Every time a son make his dad unhappy , one of his father’s hair turns white ….. KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white.
Manager: What is your qualification?
Manager: What is your qualification? Pappu: I’m Ph.D. Manager: What do you mean by Ph.D.? Pappu: Passed high school with difficulty.
An old lady always travels the same route on a bus
An old lady always travels the same route on a bus. Over time, she became friendly with the driver and she’d always bring him a nice little bag of peanuts. The bus driver was enjoying the nuts at first, but after a few days he said to the lady, Come on, Mrs. Bilker, it’s really…