I love you & You love your daughter
Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B & B=C. It means A=C. Now give relevant example. Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter, It means that I love your daughter.
Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B & B=C. It means A=C. Now give relevant example. Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter, It means that I love your daughter.
Having a wife is a part of living, But living with wife is called The Art of Living..
Question: “What Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet?” Answer: “W” Because All Worries Start With “W” Who? Why? What? When? Which? Where? War, Weapon, Wine, And The Most Dangerous
An Apple A Day Is Almost A Thousand Rupees A Month. Visiting A Doctor Is Cheaper…!! Be Practical…!!
Two Girls Were Sitting At A Club. One Was Ugly And The Other One Was Beautiful. Pappu Came And Walked Straight To The Ugly Girl. Pappu: “Hi” Ugly Girl: “Hi” Pappu: “Wanna Dance?” Ugly Girl (Excited): “Yes, Why Not” Pappu: “Ok, Go And Dance, Give Me Your Seat Let Me Talk To Your Friend.“
A guy went for an interview at a big IT company for the position of “Computer Hacking Investigator” The boss asked him: So, what makes you suitable for this job? Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview.
Banta Walked Through The Forest When He Heard Someone Crying For Help. He Found A Dwarf, Stuck In A Trap. He Freed The Dwarf, And The Dwarf Granted Him Two Wishes. “My First Wish,” Banta Said, “Is A Bottle Of Whiskey That Will Never Fall Empty.” And Flash, There Was The Bottle. Banta Opened It,…
People Usually Say There Is No Difference Between Complete & Finish. But There Is When You Marry The Right One, You Are Complete. And When You Marry The Wrong One, You Are Finished. And When The Right One Catches You With The Wrong One, You Are Completely Finished!
A British Asked A Question To Memon Company Owner. How Do You Motivate Your Employees To Be So Punctual? He Smiled And Replied: “Its Simple; I Have 30 Employees And 29 Parking Spaces And . ‘One Is pAID pARKING’
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Boy: Awwww… Are you single? Girl: No, I am a Dentist!