#1 funny Indian Jokes Collection
पति ऑफिस से घर आया और खाना खाने बैठा खाते-खाते अपनी पत्नी से कहा कि “खाना ठीक नहीं है, कोई टेस्ट नहीं आ रहा है।” पत्नी चुपचाप उठी, और उसनें कॉरपोरेशन मेंं कॉल किया और एम्बुलेंस ? को बुला ली और कहा.. “इसे टेस्ट नहीं आ रहा है..” एम्बुलेंस पति को ले गयी और उसे…
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy in writing except one SANTA. He wrote ” DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, ‘Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have a policeman’s brain as well. It costs $50,000.’ The client asked, ‘What? How’s that possible?’ The doctor replied,…
Grandfather to Grandson: Go Hide, Your Teacher Is Coming As You Bunked School Today. Grandson: You Go Hide, I Told Her You Passed Away…
Arranged Marriage Is Like. You Are Walking and Unfortunately A Snake Bites You… And Love Marriage Is. Dancing in Front of a Cobra And Saying. Come Bite … Come Bite Me…
Jeeto: What Do You Think About Our Love? Santa: Try to Count the Stars In the Sky. Jeeto: Wow, So Its Infinite. Santa: No Baby, It’s A Waste of Time.
I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger. :’)
How to reduce weight? First turn your head to the right and then to the left. Repeat this one whenever you have given something to eat!
Why are wives ‘more’ dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!
An Angry Wife To Her Husband On Phone: Where The Hell Are You? Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace And Totally Fell In Love With It & I Didn’t Have Money That Time & I Said Baby It’ll Be Yours One Day Wife, With A Smile & Blushing:…
