Today is Sunday & I want to enjoy it
Husband: Today is Sunday & I want to enjoy it. So I have bought three movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: For you and your parents.
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We Know 10 Facts About You
Fact 1: You Are Reading This. Fact 2: You Can’t Say The Letter ‘M‘ Without Touching Your Lips. Fact 3: You Just Tried It. Fact 4: Now, You’re Smiling. Fact 6: You’re Smiling Or Laughing Again. Fact 7: You Didn’t Notice I Missed Fact 5. Fact 8: You Just Checked It. Fact 9: You’re Smiling…
How To Make Her Say “I Love You”
Boy To Girl: “I Bet I Can Make You Say “I Love You” Girl: “Its Impossible.” Boy: “Ok, Lets Try! Say Abra Ka Dabra” Girl Hanste Hue: “Abra Ka Dabra.” Boy: “Say Scrappy Coco.” Girl Confuse: “Scrappy Coco.” Boy: “Say Love.” Girl: “Love.” Boy: “What 2+2” Girl: “4” Boy: “How Old Are You?” Girl: “18”…
Understanding A Girl
Understanding A Girl This Is Like Downloading A 4GB File. At The Speed Of 2kbps. Which Ends Up.. In A Error At 99% Completed…
What Is The Name Of Your Car
Santa: What Is The Name Of Your Car? Lady: I Forgot The Name, But Is Starts With ‘T’. Santa: Oh, What A Strange Car, Starts With Tea. All Cars That I Know Start With Petrol.
Wishing a very Happy Karva Chauth
Wishing a very Happy Karva Chauth to all the husbands whose life insurance renews on this special day….. May you live really very long!!!
A man is reading his newspaper
A man is reading his newspaper and says to his wife: “Michelle, look. Here is an article about how women use about twice as many words per day as men do.” The wife responds: “That’s because we have to tell you everything twice”
Girls are better than boys
Girl: “Girls are better than boys.” Boy: “Then why did God make boys first?” Girl: “Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy.”
what does the fat cow give you
Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?” Student: “Meat!” Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?” Student: “Bacon!” Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?” Student: “Homework!”
what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean
A mom texts, “Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?” He texts back, “I Don’t Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later.” The mom texts him, “It’s ok, don’t worry about it. I’ll ask your sister, love you too.”