Newest Jokes
First Day At School
Mother: “Did You Enjoy Your First Day At School?” Girl: “First Day? Do You Mean I Have To Go Back Tomorrow?
me leaving this group
If you see me leaving this group, please add me again. It’s just that I’m so desperate to go out!
smelling very strongly of liquor
“Waiter, the steak is smelling very strongly of liquor!” – The waiter backs up 3 steps and asks, “How’s that now?
A management student hugs a girl
A management student hugs a girl. girl: what is this? Boy: direct marketing. Girl slaps the boy Boy:what is this? Girl: customer feed back!
Santa was selling Parashut.
Santa was selling Parashut.. Plane se kudo,Button dabao aur aap zamin pe safe.. Custmer-Agar Parasdhut nhi Khula to.. Santa-O ji le aana change kr dunga..
What is a skeleton
Interviewer: What is a skeleton? Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it.
A Japani came to INDIA
A Japani came to INDIA…! He took an auto to go to the airport, on the way a Honda overtakes … Japani: HONDA made in JAPAN….. very fast… next a toyota overtakes Japani: TOYOTA made in JAPAN…..very fast …. Reached Airport & asked How Much? Driver: RS. 8000 …. Japani: Why so expensive?? Driver: METER…
A man in Hell
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked How much pay… Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free.. .